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Murdered Cupcakes


These deadly cupcakes were created by Craftster user Lethargic. The cake was red velvet  with butter cream frosting tinted to look like a skin tone. The knives were made out of melted and colored white chocolate. “I just piped onto some parchment paper in a knife-like shape and stuck in the fridge to harden. Once they were nice and solid I stabbed them into the fleshcakes and added a little of that horrible food decorators gel stuff to look like blood.“  [via..]

March 29th, 2009  Posted in Drink & Food

23 Responses to “Murdered Cupcakes

  • arous  on April 6th, 2009

    Who’s skin is that tone suppose to represent?

  • machinegun  on April 9th, 2009

    it’s supposed to represent people who have that color skin.

    write a letter to band-aids…

  • sensitivetwit  on April 9th, 2009

    What kind of knife is that supposed to represent?!

  • frank  on April 9th, 2009

    It’s suppose to represent knifes who have that skin color…
    write a letter to [insert famous knife company here]

  • godzilla complex  on April 9th, 2009


  • guest  on April 9th, 2009

    @ arous
    the colour of those cakes looks like the colour of my scrotum prior to me ejaculating, yes im sure that is the colour it goes
    maybe we can arrange to meet and we can discuss this further, who knows you might even be able to witness this event and then be covered in my spermatoza, call me call me now

  • WeedFreak  on April 10th, 2009

    What kind of blood is that supposed to represent?!

  • Citizen  on April 10th, 2009

    What kind of hospital is this?

  • anon  on April 10th, 2009


  • Hife  on April 10th, 2009

    yes you are but thank you for bringing them to my attention.
    .much appreciated (if that is how its spelt).

    who the hell mentioned anything about a Hospital!?

  • dr. internet  on April 10th, 2009

    chello. i see a penis in backround? maybe, maybe not. see you in sex. goodday.

  • Semens  on April 11th, 2009

    Has anybody ever tried cooking with their own semen?

    About a month ago I got adventurous and decided to fap into the frying pan, using my semen in place of little extra butter I usually put in the pan when I’m grilling grill’d cheese.

    I didn’t notice much difference in flavor when I tried it, although it definitely didn’t taste any worse.

    Last night, however, while in the process leading up to grilling two sandwiches for lunch for myself and my sick mother, I noticed my neighbor’s 13 year old daughter changing in the yard next door (our window sort of faces out into the neighbor’s yard, the suburban layout of our community is somewhat strange), presumably after getting out of the pool. I got the urge to fap and decided to incorporate it into my cooking again in secret.

    My mother did seem to notice a difference in flavor for the better – I nonchalantly told her I used a different butter, which in it’s essence wasn’t entirely a lie, I just didn’t specify it was my nut butter. I’m not about to outright lie to my mother.

    I consider myself a respectable man of principles, you know.

  • jarrod  on April 11th, 2009


  • jarrod  on April 11th, 2009


  • rachel  on April 11th, 2009

    these comments are freakin hilarious. anyway. who the crap sits around coming up with murder-themed pastries anyway?? i don’t see why that would randomly seem like a good idea to try to make. maybe they just got stabbed and thought they should make a cupcake about the experience.. huh.

  • 90umjfjgp  on April 11th, 2009

    i don’t think it would do much good to write a letter to a band-aid..

  • Mike  on April 12th, 2009

    Yea the trekkie shot glasses are awesome i need some of those i was wondering if anyone noticed em but alas much the same as everything on the interwebs thesedays someone beat me too it or has already done it damn we need originallity nothing to do with the cupcakes just a small rant hmmm *ponders on originallity and continues to eat easter eggs*

  • Anon  on April 17th, 2009

    What kind of paper is that towel supposed to represent?

  • Havvy  on April 18th, 2009

    Anon: They look like Downy.

  • the man  on April 18th, 2009

    Man these cupcakes remind me of when I stabbed that man the other night for going to far in a game of gay chicken. I was a little drunk at the time but that was definitely his skin color. And not only did he look like frosting he also smelled of pastry. Anyway I felt the sudden urge to challenge any man willing to a game of gay chicken. This man says he can beat me and places 50 dollars on the bar in front of him. I was not intending on this being a bet but it ended up becoming one. So after a few gay jokes and a little kiss on the cheek this man grabs me. I mean straight up grabs my junk! And I pulled out my knife and……….Cut off his shirt and bit his nipple! (Thought I was going to stab him for grabbing me? I can so win this 50 dollars) So to my surprise he kept up and we ended up at his place…After a couple kisses and a blow job he stands up and kisses me again…THAT WAS NOT COOL!! I said. Only Fagots kiss after wards and I am no fagot I was just drunk and offered 50 dollars! So I pull out my knife again throw him to his bed and stab the shit out of him. I then stole his wallet (which had 340 dollars! HELL YEAH) and took his car and after it all I still have the question, Did I win that game of gay chicken?

  • Sasha Notobama  on May 18th, 2009


  • Rachael  on May 26th, 2009

    The man, you lost the game.


  • cdmetruk  on August 13th, 2009

    Thos are incredible!

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